Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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