Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
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I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
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Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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