So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
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He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
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I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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