you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
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Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
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You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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