I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
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I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
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It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives