if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
40s are totally the cure
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..