Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Everclear isn't food dammit
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
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