we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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