she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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