belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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