He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Dick very happy bro
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
Randomize
