Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Randomize
