her vagine was all disorganized.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
lets start a swedish sibling band together
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Walk of Shame today included voting.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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