Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
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We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
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Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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