I want to stick my p in your. b.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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