youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
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I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
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So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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