He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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