Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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