butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
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