found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
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your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
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Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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