he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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