I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
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I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
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He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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