Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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