how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
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What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
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