Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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