Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
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