I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
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Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
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When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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