Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
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walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
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They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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