Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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