Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
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Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
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I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
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