Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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