Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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