I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
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