Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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