How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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