Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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