Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I just threw up on my dentist
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
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hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
My breasts were aching with rage.
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You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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