There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
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I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
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I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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