I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
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Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Houston, we have a blender
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
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YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
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