haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Jerry, you need to find god
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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