I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
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She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
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I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
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