Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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