I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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