I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
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How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
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Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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