last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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