I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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