did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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