and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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