all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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