I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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