I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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