I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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