Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
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I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
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Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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