Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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