arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
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Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
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I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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