so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
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3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
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Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.