Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
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As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
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Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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